is your cat a 10?
Upload a photo. Chairman Meow judges your cat
out of 100, and he is not kind.
is your cat a 10?
Upload a photo and Chairman Meow will judge your cat out of 100. He stands by every score.
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will your cat be crowned?
your cat is now in cat hot or not, where the public votes for the prettiest. leave your email and the chairman will tell you if it takes the crown. no spam.
How is my cat scored?
Chairman Meow judges every cat across five categories, each worth a different share of the overall score:
- Cuteness · 30% — pure adorableness. Big eyes, soft features, general squishiness.
- Fluffiness · 25% — volume and magnificence of fur. Hairless = low. Maine coon in winter = high.
- Gremlin Factor · 20% — how likely is this cat to push a vase off a shelf out of spite. High = absolute chaos goblin.
- Royal Energy · 20% — "I own this house. You are tolerated." How imperious and regal.
- Loaf Form · 5% — perfection of the tucked-paw potato loaf position. Only counts if your cat is actually loafing in the photo.
Each category is scored 0 to 100. Your overall score is the weighted average, shown to one decimal point so close cats can be properly ranked. If two cats tie on overall, the cuter cat wins the tiebreak — then fluffiness, gremlin, royal, loaf, in that order.
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